A boy.
Look at those cute dimples!
He is ALWAYS on the move!
A boy and his dog....
A boy and his wild hair!
So loving.
He loves to chase her and torture her and she seems to enjoy it too. He is often very sweet to her. Look how her eyebrows have grayed. Poor thing doesn't have the same energy to keep up or to wear him out like she once did.
A boy and his fascination with drains.
I am sending him to plumbers school. Either Grandpa Jim or great uncle Jim can train him up, or they can take turns, but he needs to go. I am tired of being the plumber, to his clogging.
Things he should learn while at plumbers school:
1. proper use of a plunger. As in, to unclog a toilet drain, not to try and force toys down it.
2. how to effectively use a zip it thing a ma jig to unclog toilet paper smashed down a sink or tub drain.
3. how to take a part a drain and pipes to remove the tooth brush stuck in the drain, and how to put it back together ensuring no leaks.
4. how to use a toilet auger. Now I realize this tool is meant for someone over 6ft tall and have an octopus set of arms, but if he is going to continue to flush soap bars, medicine cups, and toys and anything else, he needs to get them out too!
5. Extra credit. How to fix a garbage disposal. So far he hasn't broken this, but I know it is a matter of time.
6. how to turn off the water main, and a local water source and why one might need to do so. Of course turning it back on is important as well.
7. how to remove a toilet from its base to unclog the foreign objects that won't budge with a toilet auger. Again, putting it back together is key to this step as well. I also don't want to hear any belly aching on how heavy it is.
8. Toilet tanks. Basic working functions, common issues and a few not so common issues. -no this is not where your poop goes and there is no reason to remove the tank lid each time you flush to see if that is where the poop went. Another field trip to where Uncle Josh works might be useful in this one.
9. fixing leaky faucets. If you're already there, just learn it!
10. correct way to hook up appliances such as washer, dishwasher, and installing a sink or a shower/tub. It's good to be well rounded in your skills!
So, ten basic skills. Yes, I
COULD be his teacher, but I think I may have ran out of patience in this area. I just want him to be my personal live in plumber, is that too much to ask for? To his teachers, I don't need him to be state certified or anything extreme like that. I don't plan to hire him out, that would probably be against child labor laws. I, and the rest of the family, would just like to be able to use the bathrooms as they are intended, when we need to.
A boy, well on his way to his first career and possibly passion of his life.